1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:05,000 This programme contains very strong language and adult humour 2 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:07,880 - I just feel like everything just keeps going wrong for me at the minute, you know? - Mm. 3 00:00:07,880 --> 00:00:10,520 People just keep dying. I don't know who's going to be next. 4 00:00:10,520 --> 00:00:13,120 - Will it be me? - Well, yes, it might well be. 5 00:00:13,120 --> 00:00:15,600 - Especially if you keep dwelling on it. - Sorry. 6 00:00:15,600 --> 00:00:18,240 Look, in life, you get back what you put out there 7 00:00:18,240 --> 00:00:20,440 and, if you've been sending negative vibrations 8 00:00:20,440 --> 00:00:23,800 all the way round to the table, then don't be surprised 9 00:00:23,800 --> 00:00:26,920 when old Mr Negative Pants comes and smacks you round the chops. 10 00:00:26,920 --> 00:00:29,080 Wait. So you're saying that... 11 00:00:29,080 --> 00:00:32,040 ..I might have actually manifested most of my family dying 12 00:00:32,040 --> 00:00:33,760 and being left in crippling debt? 13 00:00:33,760 --> 00:00:35,360 Yes. 14 00:00:35,360 --> 00:00:36,400 Oh. 15 00:00:36,400 --> 00:00:40,160 Look, what I do to try and bring myself out of the slumps 16 00:00:40,160 --> 00:00:43,480 is I take a look at those worse off than me. 17 00:00:43,480 --> 00:00:46,480 Mm. It's just, like, I just don't think that's possible for me. 18 00:00:46,480 --> 00:00:48,200 Have a think about all those little people 19 00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:50,520 in the submarine that imploded into nothing. 20 00:00:50,520 --> 00:00:53,560 They literally became nothing within seconds. 21 00:00:53,560 --> 00:00:54,760 Yeah, true. 22 00:00:54,760 --> 00:00:57,520 I volunteered at a food bank and I met a guy there. 23 00:00:57,520 --> 00:01:01,720 He had lost his children, his house and all of his limbs overnight. 24 00:01:01,720 --> 00:01:03,840 He was literally a torso with a plate. 25 00:01:03,840 --> 00:01:06,560 So you see - it can be worse. 26 00:01:06,560 --> 00:01:08,160 That doesn't even sound that bad. 27 00:01:08,160 --> 00:01:09,360 I think it would benefit you 28 00:01:09,360 --> 00:01:11,560 if we took a little trip down to the food bank. 29 00:01:11,560 --> 00:01:13,920 Make you appreciate what you already have. 30 00:01:13,920 --> 00:01:15,920 How was he holding the plate, though, if he wasn't... 31 00:01:15,920 --> 00:01:19,640 - "Give to those less fortunate..." - ..able to have any more limbs? 32 00:01:19,640 --> 00:01:22,280 "..and stop sulking like a brat." 33 00:01:25,840 --> 00:01:33,840 L'Amour Est Un Oiseau Rebelle from Carmen by Georges Bizet 34 00:01:35,160 --> 00:01:38,600 - Give back to others. - Give back to others. 35 00:01:40,760 --> 00:01:42,160 This is actually really hard 36 00:01:42,160 --> 00:01:45,440 because, even though obviously I want to wear something stylish, 37 00:01:45,440 --> 00:01:48,440 at the same time, I don't want to be just flaunting my curves too much 38 00:01:48,440 --> 00:01:49,760 at all the hungry people. 39 00:01:50,840 --> 00:01:53,840 So you're actually going to volunteer at a food bank 40 00:01:53,840 --> 00:01:55,600 to give back to other people? 41 00:01:55,600 --> 00:01:58,720 - Well, yeah. - I never thought I'd see the day. 42 00:01:58,720 --> 00:02:00,120 Ooh, I never thought I'd see this day. 43 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:02,760 Quicker, quicker! I'm streaking. 44 00:02:02,760 --> 00:02:04,120 Why are you doing that? 45 00:02:04,120 --> 00:02:07,000 Because we've been inside so long, your dad said I was looking pallid. 46 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:09,080 Well, we're supposed to be ghosts. 47 00:02:09,080 --> 00:02:12,160 Look, more wide circles, remember? 48 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:15,240 Chi, we're really proud of you. 49 00:02:15,240 --> 00:02:18,160 - Please, could you just do my back? - No more layers, Terry. 50 00:02:18,160 --> 00:02:20,560 Any more layers and you're going to get cancelled. 51 00:02:20,560 --> 00:02:22,800 I think that I might actually just go 52 00:02:22,800 --> 00:02:25,440 and look in the cupboards to see what I can donate. 53 00:02:25,440 --> 00:02:28,400 - She's doing it. She's actually doing THINGS. - Yeah. 54 00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:30,400 I'll believe it when I see it. 55 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:32,560 Right. My back! 56 00:02:32,560 --> 00:02:34,960 SHE PUFFS 57 00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:36,400 Um... 58 00:02:36,400 --> 00:02:38,480 Bechamel sauce. 59 00:02:38,480 --> 00:02:40,640 No-one needs that much bechamel sauce. 60 00:02:40,640 --> 00:02:41,840 What was that? 61 00:02:41,840 --> 00:02:44,080 Hello? Down here. Hi. 62 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:47,000 Oh, is that a tiny little Lily Allen? 63 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,800 Mm-hm. Lil Allen. From 2007, obviously. 64 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:51,000 Oh, obviously. 65 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:53,200 - Well, hey, Lily Allen. - Hi. 66 00:02:56,840 --> 00:02:58,480 You have enough now. You can stop. 67 00:02:58,480 --> 00:03:00,600 Oh, well, tell me what I'm supposed to take, then. 68 00:03:00,600 --> 00:03:02,120 Come on, help me, Lily Allen - 69 00:03:02,120 --> 00:03:03,840 you're working class, aren't you? 70 00:03:03,840 --> 00:03:04,960 I've got to go now. 71 00:03:07,240 --> 00:03:09,280 Don't tell anyone I'm from Hammersmith. 72 00:03:09,280 --> 00:03:11,840 - Ahhh! - 73 00:03:11,840 --> 00:03:13,040 THUD 74 00:03:11,840 --> 00:03:13,040 Ow. 75 00:03:13,040 --> 00:03:15,040 Oh, well, thanks for your help. Bye. 76 00:03:16,560 --> 00:03:18,000 SHE PUFFS 77 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:20,040 Bechamel sauce. 78 00:03:22,120 --> 00:03:24,360 So what have we got, then, Lucas? 79 00:03:24,360 --> 00:03:26,080 Bread and cress or cress and bread. 80 00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:31,200 When are you getting paid again, Dad? 81 00:03:31,200 --> 00:03:33,280 Not until next week. 82 00:03:33,280 --> 00:03:36,040 So we shouldn't go too heavy on the cress. 83 00:03:36,040 --> 00:03:38,200 Oh, sweet - cress. 84 00:03:38,200 --> 00:03:39,400 No no! 85 00:03:45,080 --> 00:03:47,200 SHE SPLUTTERS 86 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:50,840 - Er, so what's in the bag? - What, this? 87 00:03:50,840 --> 00:03:53,040 Oh, it's just stuff I'm donating to a food bank. 88 00:03:53,040 --> 00:03:54,240 Yeah, I basically decided 89 00:03:54,240 --> 00:03:56,480 that I should just sort of start giving back, 90 00:03:56,480 --> 00:03:59,320 really raise the vibrations that I put out there, you know? 91 00:03:59,320 --> 00:04:00,800 - Ah, that's lovely, Chi. - Yeah. Thanks. 92 00:04:00,800 --> 00:04:02,480 You can come if you want. It'll be a right laugh. 93 00:04:02,480 --> 00:04:06,320 - That'd be a laugh, yeah. - Sorry, as a volunteer or a customer? 94 00:04:06,320 --> 00:04:07,880 Whatever you identify as, really. 95 00:04:09,440 --> 00:04:10,680 SHE SIGHS 96 00:04:14,440 --> 00:04:15,840 SHE SPITS 97 00:04:15,840 --> 00:04:18,080 Isn't this meant to be a bank? 98 00:04:18,080 --> 00:04:19,960 Doesn't look very secure. 99 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:21,120 CHATTER 100 00:04:24,280 --> 00:04:26,200 I'm here, ready to give back. 101 00:04:26,200 --> 00:04:29,160 Oh, good! Right, well, put this on, 102 00:04:29,160 --> 00:04:33,000 - and we'll get you started straight away. - Nothing else? 103 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:34,360 What are you two doing here? 104 00:04:34,360 --> 00:04:35,720 Are you giving or taking? 105 00:04:35,720 --> 00:04:37,400 Well, we've brought some food, so... 106 00:04:37,400 --> 00:04:40,120 OK, well, this is the takers line. Step aside, please. 107 00:04:42,320 --> 00:04:44,720 I'm really sorry about your situation, so I hope this will help. 108 00:04:44,720 --> 00:04:46,400 No, don't give it to her. She's on our side. 109 00:04:46,400 --> 00:04:48,240 - Oh, OK. - Just pop that... pop that back in your bag. 110 00:04:48,240 --> 00:04:49,760 What do I do, then? 111 00:04:49,760 --> 00:04:51,320 Well... 112 00:04:51,320 --> 00:04:55,400 ..it's very important that you follow my soup system correctly. 113 00:04:55,400 --> 00:04:59,600 - Yeah? - If the customer is plump, bone broths only. 114 00:05:01,120 --> 00:05:04,080 If they're on the slender side, then you're looking at your "cream ofs". 115 00:05:04,080 --> 00:05:06,880 - Got it? - OK, yeah. - Good. - Plump, slender. 116 00:05:08,200 --> 00:05:10,480 I don't think we brought enough cress, Lucas. 117 00:05:10,480 --> 00:05:13,320 I had no idea our country was in this much of a crisis. 118 00:05:13,320 --> 00:05:15,920 Yeah. I mean, the failure of successive governments, 119 00:05:15,920 --> 00:05:18,120 coupled with late stage capitalism and inflation, 120 00:05:18,120 --> 00:05:19,920 has crushed systemic change. 121 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:23,400 - Right. We need to make this right, Lucas. - Yeah. 122 00:05:23,400 --> 00:05:26,480 - Let's walk and talk. - All right. 123 00:05:26,480 --> 00:05:28,640 Thank you. I really appreciate this. 124 00:05:28,640 --> 00:05:31,480 Oh, well, what can I say? I'm just a really great person. 125 00:05:31,480 --> 00:05:33,560 OK, off you pop, then, greedy guts. 126 00:05:35,080 --> 00:05:36,760 Yeah, have the "cream of". 127 00:05:36,760 --> 00:05:39,720 - See? Feels good, doesn't it, giving back? - Pssh, yeah. 128 00:05:39,720 --> 00:05:42,120 You know, puts everything into perspective. 129 00:05:42,120 --> 00:05:44,040 You've got nothing to be depressed about, Chi. 130 00:05:44,040 --> 00:05:46,280 - Um... - Mm. 131 00:05:46,280 --> 00:05:48,360 What about all my family being dead, though? 132 00:05:48,360 --> 00:05:52,040 That's still... a thing, though, right? 133 00:05:54,040 --> 00:05:55,640 Er, a vegetable broth. 134 00:05:57,680 --> 00:06:00,120 SHE GASPS 135 00:05:57,680 --> 00:06:00,120 Oh, my God, Sarah Gilbeaux! 136 00:06:00,120 --> 00:06:01,760 What?! 137 00:06:01,760 --> 00:06:04,200 Wow, what are you doing here? 138 00:06:04,200 --> 00:06:07,280 Is it Comic Relief? Are you...? Where's Lenny Henry? 139 00:06:07,280 --> 00:06:09,960 No, I don't do comedy any more, do I, Bev? 140 00:06:10,960 --> 00:06:12,160 Why? 141 00:06:12,160 --> 00:06:14,640 Well, I just prefer to express myself 142 00:06:14,640 --> 00:06:17,040 through drawings and still-life paintings now. 143 00:06:17,040 --> 00:06:18,200 You know, more like... 144 00:06:19,720 --> 00:06:22,000 - ..Adolf Hitler. - Yeah. 145 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:26,280 Oh, gosh. Well, you know, if your drawings are anywhere near 146 00:06:26,280 --> 00:06:28,240 as powerful as your stand-up, then... 147 00:06:29,280 --> 00:06:31,120 ..the art world is lucky to have you. 148 00:06:31,120 --> 00:06:33,440 Well, if only the art world paid, right? 149 00:06:33,440 --> 00:06:34,800 THEY LAUGH 150 00:06:34,800 --> 00:06:38,120 Oh, you've got some bloody nerve, showing up in here! 151 00:06:38,120 --> 00:06:40,000 Oh, great. 152 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:42,240 You here, of all people. 153 00:06:42,240 --> 00:06:43,400 Avert your eyes, babe. 154 00:06:43,400 --> 00:06:48,840 Ruth, this is Sarah Gilbeaux from, um...from, er... 155 00:06:48,840 --> 00:06:49,960 Oh, wait, I actually don't know. 156 00:06:49,960 --> 00:06:51,240 It's OK - I know. 157 00:06:51,240 --> 00:06:52,760 Terrible stand-up. 158 00:06:51,240 --> 00:06:52,760 SARAH GASPS 159 00:06:52,760 --> 00:06:54,200 Abysmal painter. 160 00:06:52,760 --> 00:06:54,200 SARAH GASPS HARDER 161 00:06:54,200 --> 00:06:56,120 Even worse sexual life partner. 162 00:06:56,120 --> 00:06:57,320 What?! 163 00:06:57,320 --> 00:06:59,440 Wait. You two were a power couple? 164 00:06:59,440 --> 00:07:03,440 No, we're not a power couple! She ruined my life. 165 00:07:03,440 --> 00:07:04,800 Sorry, babe. 166 00:07:03,440 --> 00:07:04,800 RUTH LAUGHS BITTERLY 167 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:06,080 No, SHE ruined MY life. 168 00:07:06,080 --> 00:07:08,800 Which is much worse because my life is better. 169 00:07:08,800 --> 00:07:12,080 - Now get out! - You can't chuck me out of a food bank. 170 00:07:12,080 --> 00:07:14,320 I'm starving! 171 00:07:14,320 --> 00:07:15,360 Look at me. 172 00:07:16,520 --> 00:07:17,960 Wow! 173 00:07:17,960 --> 00:07:19,440 - Quick, have a "cream of". - Beauty. 174 00:07:19,440 --> 00:07:22,720 No, she's not having a "cream of". She needs to get a job. 175 00:07:22,720 --> 00:07:26,240 I do have a job. I'm an artist. Tell 'em, babe. 176 00:07:26,240 --> 00:07:27,760 And how many paintings have you sold? 177 00:07:27,760 --> 00:07:29,800 Clearly not enough to not be in a food bank. 178 00:07:29,800 --> 00:07:33,120 - Yeah, well, you can suck shit. - Yeah? - Because guess what? 179 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:35,760 I've had interest from a buyer for a set of drawings 180 00:07:35,760 --> 00:07:38,520 that you just might remember. 181 00:07:38,520 --> 00:07:40,680 - Uh... - "Uh..."? 182 00:07:40,680 --> 00:07:42,360 You'd better not be talking about... 183 00:07:42,360 --> 00:07:44,160 Hmm... Mm-hm! Yeah. 184 00:07:44,160 --> 00:07:47,280 No, you can't sell naked drawings of someone without their consent. 185 00:07:47,280 --> 00:07:48,560 Y-You do know that, right? 186 00:07:48,560 --> 00:07:51,280 They're my drawings. I can do whatever I want with them. 187 00:07:51,280 --> 00:07:53,040 No, but you can't, actually. 188 00:07:53,040 --> 00:07:55,280 I can do anything I want, princess! 189 00:07:56,280 --> 00:07:57,320 Fuck you. 190 00:07:58,640 --> 00:08:00,960 Stop throwing food, you piece of shit! 191 00:08:00,960 --> 00:08:02,880 Will you grow up?! 192 00:08:02,880 --> 00:08:06,600 - You grow up! Take that, you bitch! Take that! - Get back! 193 00:08:06,600 --> 00:08:09,160 Take that, you piece of shit. Coming in here! 194 00:08:09,160 --> 00:08:12,000 - Come on! - Don't make me use this. - Come on, then. 195 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:13,600 THEY HISS AND GRUNT 196 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:14,960 - Oh! - Ah! 197 00:08:14,960 --> 00:08:16,360 Yeah! Come on. 198 00:08:16,360 --> 00:08:18,160 Fucking give me something. 199 00:08:18,160 --> 00:08:19,720 - Oh! - Stop! 200 00:08:21,400 --> 00:08:23,400 QUIET GASPS 201 00:08:37,360 --> 00:08:39,120 Babe! Let's bounce. 202 00:08:39,120 --> 00:08:41,400 - Are you talking about me? - No. - No. 203 00:08:41,400 --> 00:08:44,560 Maddie, don't look at her. Maddie, don't. Look at ME! Fuck! 204 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:54,440 WHAT?! 205 00:08:58,360 --> 00:08:59,400 RUTH SOBS 206 00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:06,560 It's fine. It's just... It's just cottage cheese for emphasis. 207 00:09:06,560 --> 00:09:07,680 SCANNER BEEPS 208 00:09:10,760 --> 00:09:13,040 - There we go. - OK, moment of truth. 209 00:09:14,320 --> 00:09:16,040 CARD READER BEEPS 210 00:09:16,040 --> 00:09:18,400 - Oh, that's been rejected. - God! 211 00:09:18,400 --> 00:09:20,520 Do you put it back or do we put it back? 212 00:09:20,520 --> 00:09:21,680 DOOR CHIME PINGS 213 00:09:21,680 --> 00:09:25,040 - Look, the main thing is we tried. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 214 00:09:25,040 --> 00:09:26,520 Oh, shit. I forgot to put this back. 215 00:09:26,520 --> 00:09:28,880 - I'll be one sec. - Hold on, hold on, hold on. 216 00:09:28,880 --> 00:09:30,760 What if you don't? 217 00:09:30,760 --> 00:09:32,840 - What? What, don't put it back? - Yeah. 218 00:09:32,840 --> 00:09:34,520 Dad, that'd be stealing. We'd be takers. 219 00:09:34,520 --> 00:09:36,840 Yeah, but think about all of the hungry people. 220 00:09:36,840 --> 00:09:39,040 I mean, you saw how much food that they had in there. 221 00:09:39,040 --> 00:09:41,720 God, yeah. It's not even a real supermarket. 222 00:09:41,720 --> 00:09:44,600 - Imagine what all the big ones have. - Well, yeah. 223 00:09:44,600 --> 00:09:47,680 I mean, the real question is, 224 00:09:47,680 --> 00:09:50,800 what are these faceless supermarket corporations 225 00:09:50,800 --> 00:09:52,880 doing with all that food? 226 00:09:52,880 --> 00:09:54,520 Cos I suspect... 227 00:09:54,520 --> 00:09:56,400 ..they're selling it to the public... 228 00:09:56,400 --> 00:09:58,080 ..for a profit. 229 00:09:56,400 --> 00:09:58,080 DOOR CHIME PINGS 230 00:09:58,080 --> 00:10:00,640 Well, by that logic, we should take from them. 231 00:10:00,640 --> 00:10:01,840 What, him? 232 00:10:01,840 --> 00:10:05,120 No, not him. Like, you know, like, big supermarkets - 233 00:10:05,120 --> 00:10:06,640 we should take from them. 234 00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:08,120 Yeah. 235 00:10:08,120 --> 00:10:10,000 Well, imagine if we did. 236 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:11,280 Imagine. 237 00:10:11,280 --> 00:10:15,240 THEY LAUGH 238 00:10:18,440 --> 00:10:20,880 - Right, I'm going to pop this back. - Yeah, yeah, definitely. 239 00:10:20,880 --> 00:10:22,160 DOOR CHIME PINGS 240 00:10:23,920 --> 00:10:25,040 Imagine... 241 00:10:26,920 --> 00:10:28,320 It's not that bad. 242 00:10:29,320 --> 00:10:30,760 We've all done nudes. 243 00:10:30,760 --> 00:10:32,000 Chi! 244 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:35,480 It is a collection of erotic drawings 245 00:10:35,480 --> 00:10:38,200 of me naked from every angle. 246 00:10:38,200 --> 00:10:41,040 Sorry, you're going to have to give me a second. 247 00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:43,760 That was a lot of smut to take in. 248 00:10:43,760 --> 00:10:46,800 That was the worst five years with that bitch. 249 00:10:46,800 --> 00:10:49,080 So what actually went wrong with you and Sarah, then? 250 00:10:49,080 --> 00:10:51,800 Because, um...to me, you just... 251 00:10:51,800 --> 00:10:54,520 ..you just looked like a couple of MILFs that are made for each other. 252 00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:57,360 Well, she was psychotic. Yeah? 253 00:10:57,360 --> 00:10:59,000 Always saying things like... 254 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:01,200 .."Shall we hold hands in the park?" 255 00:11:01,200 --> 00:11:04,320 And, "Why don't we share a pavlova?" 256 00:11:04,320 --> 00:11:05,680 Fucking mad! 257 00:11:06,920 --> 00:11:08,200 SHE EXHALES 258 00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:11,200 You know, the final straw was her wanting to start a family. 259 00:11:11,200 --> 00:11:14,400 Oh, yeah. I mean, I remember what it was like to have a family. 260 00:11:14,400 --> 00:11:16,080 I just feel awful, you know? 261 00:11:16,080 --> 00:11:19,560 And all those feelings and memories coming back. 262 00:11:19,560 --> 00:11:22,120 Yeah, I remember what it was like to have memories. 263 00:11:22,120 --> 00:11:24,480 - Especially... - Will you shut up? 264 00:11:24,480 --> 00:11:27,560 Going on about yourself all the time! 265 00:11:27,560 --> 00:11:29,560 It's exhausting! 266 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:32,840 Is that not what we do, though? 267 00:11:32,840 --> 00:11:34,880 How long have we known each other? 268 00:11:34,880 --> 00:11:37,760 Oh, God. Um... 269 00:11:34,880 --> 00:11:37,760 CHI CHUCKLES 270 00:11:37,760 --> 00:11:38,840 Three sessions? 271 00:11:38,840 --> 00:11:40,200 And in all those three sessions, 272 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:43,800 did you ever once ask me how I was feeling? 273 00:11:45,320 --> 00:11:47,040 Oh. 274 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:48,240 Oh, I'm sorry. 275 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:52,400 - How are you? - I'm fucking depressed! 276 00:11:52,400 --> 00:11:54,760 - Oh. - That's how I'm feeling. 277 00:11:56,080 --> 00:11:59,760 - Oh! Oh! - What? - Wait, wait. - Lucas. Lucas, come on. 278 00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:01,960 Broccoli. Sausages. 279 00:12:03,840 --> 00:12:05,600 - Oh, two whole chickens. - Nice. 280 00:12:06,800 --> 00:12:08,640 Um. I've got... 281 00:12:10,680 --> 00:12:12,520 Oh, shit. Stuck. 282 00:12:12,520 --> 00:12:14,000 Can you get it out? 283 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:16,520 - I've got the bottom. - Got it? - Yeah. - Yeah? 284 00:12:16,520 --> 00:12:18,920 Magazine. Cheers, yeah. 285 00:12:18,920 --> 00:12:20,480 I still think we could get some more, though. 286 00:12:20,480 --> 00:12:23,560 Yeah? I mean, I reckon I could get a couple jars of pesto in here. 287 00:12:23,560 --> 00:12:25,400 - Get a Toblerone up there. - Yeah. 288 00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:27,560 Well, I'm just going to go ahead and say it - 289 00:12:27,560 --> 00:12:29,400 we do have two arseholes between us. 290 00:12:34,760 --> 00:12:36,200 - We did it. - We did it. 291 00:12:38,040 --> 00:12:41,800 - A free stolen chicken help? - It's not stolen. It's, um... 292 00:12:41,800 --> 00:12:43,520 It's just... It's just acquired. 293 00:12:43,520 --> 00:12:45,120 Would you like some free pasta? 294 00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:48,960 - Sausages from the shop. - Yep. - Stolen from the shop for you. 295 00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:51,000 - No, just acquired from the shop. It's fine. - For you, sir. 296 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:53,080 Don't say they're stolen. They won't take them. 297 00:12:53,080 --> 00:12:55,280 - Hello. - Fancy yourself a chicken? Whole chicken? Free of charge. 298 00:12:55,280 --> 00:12:57,560 A lovely whole chicken. Free of charge. 299 00:12:57,560 --> 00:12:59,960 - Oh, feels good to be a giver, doesn't it? - Yeah. 300 00:12:59,960 --> 00:13:02,680 - To givers. - Ching! 301 00:13:02,680 --> 00:13:03,840 HE SIGHS HAPPILY 302 00:13:03,840 --> 00:13:06,200 God, what a mess, ladies. What happened there? 303 00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:09,920 Hey, what happened in there? 304 00:13:09,920 --> 00:13:12,480 No, no, she's not available right now, unfortunately. 305 00:13:12,480 --> 00:13:14,640 - Could you not look at her? - Yeah. Is she OK? 306 00:13:14,640 --> 00:13:16,720 Looks like she's laying in custard. 307 00:13:16,720 --> 00:13:18,560 For fuck's sake. 308 00:13:18,560 --> 00:13:21,000 Unfortunately, there's been a small incident 309 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,320 with Ruth's ex-girlfriend, Sarah Gilbeaux... 310 00:13:23,320 --> 00:13:24,520 - No! - Yeah, I know. 311 00:13:24,520 --> 00:13:28,720 ..who's basically threatening to sell, um, the Ruth anthology. 312 00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:31,960 So it's Ruth, drawn completely naked from every angle, 313 00:13:31,960 --> 00:13:33,400 um...in 360 degrees. 314 00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:35,080 - Ahem! - My God, that's terrible, Ruth. 315 00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:37,480 You must feel like a piece of you has been taken. 316 00:13:37,480 --> 00:13:39,360 And I can only imagine how hard it is for women 317 00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:41,280 in the modern-age time of revenge art. 318 00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:44,240 - Yeah. That is exactly how I'm feeling. - Yeah. - Mm. 319 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:46,840 You know, God knows where those drawings are going to end up. 320 00:13:46,840 --> 00:13:48,000 Well, probably Pornhub. 321 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:50,480 PornBits. PornBurst. MaturePorn, MatureTube, 322 00:13:50,480 --> 00:13:53,040 MatureTits, GirlsOutWest, HornyElders... 323 00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:54,320 ..MiddleAgedMinge. 324 00:13:54,320 --> 00:13:55,800 LooseWomen, KentCunts, 325 00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:58,800 and, um, you know, the Turner Centre in Margate. 326 00:13:58,800 --> 00:14:01,520 If they end up in the Turner Centre, I will kill myself. 327 00:14:01,520 --> 00:14:04,400 Or you could just, like, leave the local area instead. 328 00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:05,840 Yeah, no, we need to sort this. 329 00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:08,360 - I can't have a depressed therapist. No. - Mm. 330 00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:11,200 We're going to have to steal those bloody drawings back. 331 00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:13,840 Right? 332 00:14:13,840 --> 00:14:15,440 No, no, no, no. 333 00:14:15,440 --> 00:14:16,720 Come on, Dad. Come on. 334 00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:20,080 We only steal for the poor, the hungry and the huddled masses. 335 00:14:20,080 --> 00:14:23,800 Whereas, Ruth, she's going to be on, like, 55K. 336 00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:26,440 - 65! - I don't care. We'd be stealing to take a stand 337 00:14:26,440 --> 00:14:29,600 against the financial exploitation of women, Dad. 338 00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:31,560 Yeah, I was... I mean, I was going to say that, Ruth. 339 00:14:31,560 --> 00:14:33,520 That's exactly what I was going to say. 340 00:14:35,480 --> 00:14:37,280 God, I'm starving. 341 00:14:37,280 --> 00:14:41,080 Been feeding the poor all day. I've not had a chance to feed myself. 342 00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:42,960 There should be something in here. 343 00:14:42,960 --> 00:14:44,400 Aha! 344 00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:46,200 Yeah. 345 00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:48,360 These chicken nuggets - they'll be all right to eat, won't they? 346 00:14:48,360 --> 00:14:49,720 I don't know, Dad. They've been in there 347 00:14:49,720 --> 00:14:52,400 - since we all went to the Willy Wonka Experience. - Arrivederci! 348 00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:54,200 OK, listen, this is the plan, all right? 349 00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:55,440 Me and David go inside the building. 350 00:14:55,440 --> 00:14:57,080 You are to stay outside the building. 351 00:14:57,080 --> 00:14:58,760 Don't go anywhere near the building. All right? 352 00:14:58,760 --> 00:15:00,720 It's very important you listen to me about the building. 353 00:15:00,720 --> 00:15:01,960 Because, if one thing goes wrong, 354 00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:04,160 the whole thing could plummet so we end up in prison, in court. 355 00:15:04,160 --> 00:15:06,360 Yeah, we don't want that, Lucas. 356 00:15:06,360 --> 00:15:09,600 - So what am I doing? - Oh, Lucas, I'm making myself so clear! 357 00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:12,320 We're stealing the drawings. You're not stealing the drawings. 358 00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:15,080 You are to block Gilbeaux from the plan. 359 00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:16,480 Correct? 360 00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:17,720 - Yeah. - Thank you. 361 00:15:17,720 --> 00:15:19,040 DOOR CREAKS OPEN 362 00:15:19,040 --> 00:15:20,840 - Look. - What? 363 00:15:20,840 --> 00:15:22,680 CHI GASPS 364 00:15:20,840 --> 00:15:22,680 Oh, my God. There she is. 365 00:15:22,680 --> 00:15:24,440 Wow. Look at her. 366 00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:27,800 OK. So how long do I have to keep Gilbeaux busy and distracted for? 367 00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:30,120 Just for as long as Gilbeauxically possible. 368 00:15:30,120 --> 00:15:32,080 - Copy that. - Copy that? - Roger that. 369 00:15:32,080 --> 00:15:34,240 - So do I go? - Ugh. 370 00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:35,840 - Good luck, son. - Thank you. 371 00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:43,080 - Ready? - Let's go. 372 00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:46,800 Touch The Leather by The Fat White Family 373 00:16:02,440 --> 00:16:03,560 DOG BARKS 374 00:16:02,440 --> 00:16:03,560 Oh! 375 00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:07,880 Chi! Basically, what I'm going to do 376 00:16:07,880 --> 00:16:10,160 is I'm going to climb on the balcony... 377 00:16:10,160 --> 00:16:11,640 378 00:16:11,640 --> 00:16:13,880 DOOR CREAKS 379 00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:16,240 Or just open the door. Yeah. 380 00:16:16,240 --> 00:16:18,280 381 00:16:18,280 --> 00:16:23,000 Touch the leather, leather 382 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:26,640 383 00:16:26,640 --> 00:16:28,680 Chi, wait! 384 00:16:28,680 --> 00:16:30,720 Stop. That's... Ooh! 385 00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:34,920 Check under the mat. 386 00:16:37,920 --> 00:16:39,680 HE BELCHES 387 00:16:37,920 --> 00:16:39,680 Oh, God. 388 00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:42,920 Those chicken nuggets have got a really weird... Urk! ..aftertaste. 389 00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:44,160 PHONE LINE RINGS 390 00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:46,160 Hello, it's Ruth. I'm closed for business. 391 00:16:46,160 --> 00:16:48,120 If you're on a bridge, call the Samaritans. 392 00:16:48,120 --> 00:16:49,280 Ruth isn't answering. 393 00:16:52,440 --> 00:16:56,240 - Hi. You all right? - All right? - Hello. Urp! I'm sorry. 394 00:17:04,640 --> 00:17:07,360 Hey. Excuse me. Hey, do you guys want, like, a...? 395 00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:08,960 I could do a picture of the two of you together? 396 00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:10,440 Thank you very much. We're just passing. 397 00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:12,480 No, to just, like, give it a... 398 00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:13,720 SARAH MUTTERS 399 00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:22,360 - Er... - Oh, hey! Hi. Oh, hello. - Hi. - Er, would you like a portrait done? 400 00:17:22,360 --> 00:17:26,040 I do, er... It's one for 20 or £75 for two. 401 00:17:26,040 --> 00:17:28,920 Um... I can post about you on TikTok. 402 00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:30,960 Do you know what? Fuck this. I'm going home. 403 00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:33,960 No, please wait. Don't leave me. I love this one of Vanessa Feltz. 404 00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:36,920 - That's Gok Wan. - Please, please draw me. 405 00:17:36,920 --> 00:17:41,160 I mean, like, talent like yours comes along once in a lifetime. 406 00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:43,880 Thank you. I really appreciate that. 407 00:17:43,880 --> 00:17:48,800 Especially coming from such a beautiful young lesbian such as you. 408 00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:50,400 Oh, thank...thank you. Yeah. 409 00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:52,960 - Take a seat. - OK. 410 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:57,160 Um... How do you want me? 411 00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:58,680 - Silent! - Yes. Sorry. 412 00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:05,320 - No, don't move! You've fucked it! - Yeah. - You've absolutely fucked it! 413 00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:12,680 Wait, let me get my torch on. 414 00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:22,400 FLOORBOARDS CREAK 415 00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:23,520 Oh, actually, Chi... 416 00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:30,200 I wouldn't worry about that, you know? 417 00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:32,440 - You're doing really well. - Thank you. - You're all right. 418 00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:35,480 - But maybe... Yeah... - Just... 419 00:18:35,480 --> 00:18:37,080 HE GRUNTS 420 00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:40,680 HEAVY THUDS 421 00:18:50,720 --> 00:18:51,760 Did you hear that? 422 00:18:56,160 --> 00:18:58,640 - I really recognise you. - Hm. That's weird. 423 00:18:58,640 --> 00:19:01,880 - I've never been to a campsite. - Oh. 424 00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:03,640 - Finished! - What? Already? 425 00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:05,640 - Oh, my God. - That's brilliant. 426 00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:08,440 You've really... God, you've really captured a likeness there. 427 00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:09,800 Yours. 428 00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:11,240 - Thank you. - Anyway... 429 00:19:12,280 --> 00:19:13,960 ..I guess I'm going to pack up and go home. 430 00:19:13,960 --> 00:19:16,000 You know, head off and watch some mid '80s Ellen. 431 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,720 No, no, no, please don't leave, OK? Just do... 432 00:19:17,720 --> 00:19:20,040 Can you not do another one? I want a few different options. 433 00:19:20,040 --> 00:19:21,920 Oh. Well, what do you mean, different? 434 00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:23,840 What sort of thing were you thinking of? 435 00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:26,440 Literally whatever will take up the absolute most of your time. 436 00:19:29,720 --> 00:19:32,960 How do you feel about...nudity? 437 00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:34,160 Oh, um... 438 00:19:35,160 --> 00:19:37,640 Well, I've never really thought about it. 439 00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:40,520 How do you feel about... 440 00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:41,880 ..extreme nudity? 441 00:19:44,520 --> 00:19:46,360 Could we go back to just nudity? 442 00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:55,520 - Should just punch it. - OK. Stand clear. 443 00:19:56,840 --> 00:19:58,560 PLASTIC CLATTERS 444 00:19:58,560 --> 00:19:59,600 I'll do another one. 445 00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:08,160 WINDOW CREAKS 446 00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:10,360 Window's open. 447 00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:18,240 HE BELCHES 448 00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:18,240 - Sh! - OK, sorry. 449 00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:27,640 Wow. Can't believe I'm in Sarah Gilbeaux's apartment. 450 00:20:28,680 --> 00:20:30,360 It's like Make A Wish. 451 00:20:30,360 --> 00:20:32,080 HE BELCHES 452 00:20:30,360 --> 00:20:32,080 Excuse me. 453 00:20:32,080 --> 00:20:34,440 Um, do you know where the toilet is? 454 00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:36,240 I've only just got here. 455 00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:37,440 STOMACH GURGLES 456 00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:37,440 Oh, God. 457 00:20:42,120 --> 00:20:43,160 Oh, Ruth. 458 00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:48,680 PHONE LINE RINGS 459 00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:50,360 Hey, Ruth. How are you? 460 00:20:50,360 --> 00:20:54,560 Just the same, you know? Still feel like shit. 461 00:20:54,560 --> 00:20:55,800 I just... 462 00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:58,520 I just sometimes wonder if it wouldn't just be better 463 00:20:58,520 --> 00:21:00,240 to just end it all, you know? 464 00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:03,920 - Should I go? - No, no, no. This won't take long. 465 00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:06,280 Well, I think I found your drawings, by the way. 466 00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:08,720 Don't look at them! 467 00:21:08,720 --> 00:21:10,080 I'm not. 468 00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:12,320 Well done. Is it all 47 of them? 469 00:21:12,320 --> 00:21:14,080 Internal and external? 470 00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:16,000 Um... 471 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,560 ..yeah. There's a... 472 00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:19,400 I think it might be. 473 00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:20,960 Well, don't look! 474 00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:24,560 Um...um...get them out without looking at them. 475 00:21:24,560 --> 00:21:25,600 Wait. 476 00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:30,360 Sorry, I thought you said we were going to a studio. 477 00:21:30,360 --> 00:21:33,320 - Yeah, we are. It's in my flat. - Oh. 478 00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:36,840 No. You know what? I don't... I don't fancy being in a studio. 479 00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:38,960 Do you mind if we did it somewhere else? 480 00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:40,160 Er, where? 481 00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:41,920 Out here would be fine. 482 00:21:43,440 --> 00:21:46,040 I know what this is. You're nervous. 483 00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:49,000 - Yeah. - And, listen, I promise you, 484 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,520 this is going to be a really positive experience. 485 00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:55,080 - OK? - OK. - OK. - OK. 486 00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:57,280 Oh, and, er...my toilet's broken, 487 00:21:57,280 --> 00:21:59,800 so, if you need to go, just, like, shit in the bush or something. 488 00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:02,000 Yeah, great. You know what? Actually, I do need to go. 489 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:03,840 So, if you just give me a second, then... 490 00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:06,560 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Great. - Yeah, go. - Thank you. - Yeah. 491 00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:10,440 - Take your time. - I will. - Yeah. - Yeah, really, I will. - Yeah. 492 00:22:10,440 --> 00:22:12,360 - Pick up! - Gilbeaux incoming! 493 00:22:14,560 --> 00:22:16,800 - Oh, gosh. So much better. - Hello? 494 00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:19,640 - What's that? Dipsy from Teletubbies? - No, he can't look at them either! 495 00:22:19,640 --> 00:22:23,440 Ruth, you know, um... drawing number 45? 496 00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:25,800 - Stop looking! - Is that your actual front bum? 497 00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:29,760 Or is it the back of someone's head doing a cunnilingus? 498 00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:32,440 I said don't look! Don't look! 499 00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:35,560 - Excuse me, I'm just... - No, no, no. This won't... Stay there. 500 00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:39,320 It's actually, like, the size of the Wimbledon runner-up plate. 501 00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:41,200 Yeah. Just cos, um, it's apparently 502 00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:43,160 the size of the Wimbledon runner-up plate. 503 00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:44,640 Why are you looking at them?! 504 00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:46,600 They're saying there's too much hair, 505 00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:48,760 but the hair is back, isn't it, now? 506 00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:51,440 They're not having it all off any more, are they? 507 00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:54,560 I've been peeing for too long, haven't I? 508 00:22:54,560 --> 00:22:55,960 - Yeah, you really are. - OK. 509 00:22:55,960 --> 00:22:58,560 - Yeah. - OK. - OK. 510 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:03,520 - It's like, um...someone's making a pizza, 16-inch. - What?! 511 00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:06,000 And instead of things like, you know, 512 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:10,560 toppings like mushrooms, pineapple and, like, garlic, 513 00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:12,800 they've done just ham and pubes. 514 00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:14,920 Stop looking! It doesn't matter how much... 515 00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:17,200 FRONT DOOR RATTLES 516 00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:17,200 - Quick! - Shit! 517 00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:18,560 - Hello? - Oh, my God. 518 00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:21,240 - Spiders? - Yeah. - Rabbit food? - Yep. 519 00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:23,720 - Paloma Faith? - Yep. - Oh. 520 00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:26,600 Told you - if you can name it, I've eaten it. 521 00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:32,240 Listen, I'm going to need about, uh, five minutes to just get set up, OK? 522 00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:34,320 Yeah. Oh, you're... 523 00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:34,320 HE GASPS 524 00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:42,680 - Um... Oh. - Hey. - Hey. - What's up? 525 00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:44,200 Er, nothing. 526 00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:46,600 No. Um... 527 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:49,280 Actually, can you smell that? 528 00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:51,040 SARAH SNIFFS 529 00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:53,440 - Do you mean the smell of fresh diarrhoea? - Yes. 530 00:23:53,440 --> 00:23:54,560 SARAH SNIFFS 531 00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:56,600 Yes, I can. 532 00:23:56,600 --> 00:23:59,680 - Weird. - It's weird. I haven't used the toilet in months. 533 00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:03,680 - What are you doing? - Why bring her here? 534 00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:06,160 Out of all the errors tonight, that's the most incompetent, son. 535 00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:08,200 You need to keep her busy, all right? 536 00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:09,480 Think, Lucas! 537 00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:13,320 - Um, hey! - Hi, hey. - You OK? 538 00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:15,960 Well, yeah. Er...no. 539 00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:19,560 Someone's broken in and defecated in my toilet. 540 00:24:19,560 --> 00:24:21,800 And you're sure it wasn't you? 541 00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:23,240 Maybe. 542 00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:26,040 Why would I do that to myself? 543 00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:27,200 Um... 544 00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:32,040 Hey, please! Can we just focus on, you know, painting me in the nude? 545 00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:33,080 OK? 546 00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:37,680 Got my shoe off. 547 00:24:39,160 --> 00:24:40,440 Ah! 548 00:24:40,440 --> 00:24:42,200 Run. 549 00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:43,920 Don't drop any. 550 00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:45,120 Shit! 551 00:24:47,640 --> 00:24:48,680 Hey! 552 00:24:51,120 --> 00:24:52,600 Quick! Back in. 553 00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:58,160 Wow. That's extreme nudity. 554 00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:02,240 Quick! I don't know how long I can stay this hard for. 555 00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:03,640 KNOCK ON DOOR 556 00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:03,640 Police! 557 00:25:06,560 --> 00:25:09,120 All right, boys? Graham. 558 00:25:09,120 --> 00:25:11,960 This gentleman's apartment has been broken into 559 00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:14,280 and completely destroyed. 560 00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:17,040 - Have you seen anything suspicious? - Yeah. 561 00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:20,640 Someone broke into my apartment and did a liquid shit in the toilet. 562 00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:22,280 DOOR OPENS 563 00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:23,320 Oof! 564 00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:28,600 - Oh, shit. - Oh, wait. 565 00:25:30,560 --> 00:25:31,720 Who's died now? 566 00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:35,440 - Psst! - Him. 567 00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:38,880 Sarah Gilbeaux, are you annoyed at me? Is she annoyed at me? 568 00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:40,360 Oh, thank God. Gilbeaux's coming over. 569 00:25:40,360 --> 00:25:42,880 Hopefully, she'll forgive me and maybe draw me in the nude. 570 00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:44,800 OK. Smarten up. 571 00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:46,920 Er, Miss Gilbeaux is pressing charges. 572 00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:47,960 THEY GROAN 573 00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:51,600 - For breaking and entering and theft. - And defecation. 574 00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:55,080 But I did it in the toilet, where it belongs. 575 00:25:55,080 --> 00:25:56,920 It's true. It is a tricky charge. 576 00:25:56,920 --> 00:25:59,480 - I'd also like to press charges. - Ruth! 577 00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:01,400 Officer, where do you stand 578 00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:03,440 on nonconsensual sharing of intimate images? 579 00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:05,560 - Oh, fucking... Here we go. - Hi, Ruth. 580 00:26:05,560 --> 00:26:07,720 - Hi. - Hi, Ruth. - Hi. - Hi, Ruth. 581 00:26:07,720 --> 00:26:10,840 - OK. For the last time. - Yes? - These are mine. 582 00:26:10,840 --> 00:26:13,360 I drew them. I can do whatever I want with them. 583 00:26:13,360 --> 00:26:16,040 Actually, you can't share those without her consent. 584 00:26:16,040 --> 00:26:19,040 I knew it. Oh, you Australian fuck-rag. 585 00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:21,200 - "Fuck-rag"? - Bet you feel like a right idiot. 586 00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:22,840 No, I don't feel like an idiot. 587 00:26:22,840 --> 00:26:25,720 You're the one who just sent three people to break into my apartment - 588 00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:28,760 - one of whom is a patient of yours. - And? 589 00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:30,720 Which one of us do you think she's talking about? 590 00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:32,960 Now, that is malpractice. 591 00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:34,520 - Oh! - She's right. - "She's right"! 592 00:26:34,520 --> 00:26:36,160 What do you know about malpractice? 593 00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:38,600 What do you mean, what does he know? He's an officer of the law. 594 00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:40,960 - Oh, sorry, officer. - Why are you such a bitch?! 595 00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:42,560 Guys! Please stop. 596 00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:45,960 Let's just drop all the charges, OK? I beg. 597 00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:49,440 Ruth, what if you keep all the frontal nudes? 598 00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:52,080 - You keep all the back rolls. - Maybe... - Yeah... 599 00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:55,280 That way, if she sells them, no-one will even be able to tell it's you. 600 00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:59,160 Yeah. That's pretty good. Is that legal? Like, in the court of law? 601 00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:01,600 - Sure. - We should shake on it, probably. - Yeah. - Yeah. 602 00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:02,840 - OK, Ruth. - OK, here we go. 603 00:27:02,840 --> 00:27:05,840 RUTH CACKLES 604 00:27:02,840 --> 00:27:05,840 - Loser! - Oh, you fucking dick! 605 00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:07,680 DOOR CLOSES 606 00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:07,680 Ugh! 607 00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:08,840 That's theft. 608 00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:10,840 Oh, fuck, I'm still in love with her. 609 00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:13,800 - Ugh... Yep. - What, me? 610 00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:16,760 - Really? - No - Ruth. 611 00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:19,440 Oh, yeah. Fair enough. 612 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:22,320 God, she's a fast runner. 613 00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:25,160 {\an8}Probably should have run after her, shouldn't I? 614 00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:29,280 Uh, you two, can you get off the bench and start scraping, please? 615 00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:31,320 - Us? - And put your high-vises on? 616 00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:33,760 Thank you. 617 00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:36,960 - Cor, this bit's really stubborn, innit? - Yeah. 618 00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:39,760 - But it feels good to give back. - Yeah. 619 00:27:39,760 --> 00:27:43,680 620 00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:47,080 621 00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:50,600 622 00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:54,160 623 00:27:54,160 --> 00:27:58,320 624 00:27:58,320 --> 00:28:01,560 625 00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:05,080 626 00:28:05,080 --> 00:28:09,440 627 00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:12,600